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The titlebar across the top of the main page with all his positive thinking quotes annoys me. There is no justice in the world that I don't have a similar website with some of my own brilliant observations..

Smugness is it's own reward

A reasonable man is a fist full of sand.

The sky's the limit until you run out of oxygen so really its the troposphere that's the limit tho i hear its pretty cold but still thinking in a positive upward direction has its merits even if it is implausible in reality

Fustration and resentment : It's their wedding and you're the best man.

Do the needful before the needful does you

Then the blurb about me:

Molton Boron, Author of "How to stop worrying and accept that this world and everyone in it are trying to suffocate any joy and hope you could ever have for life...and it's all your fault" brings his motivational programs online for the benefit of people with more money than sense everywhere.

Cartoons

yea, i got skillz

Time for molton to start getting hexcited?

Nice cover, 10 min work on ms paint (.net)???

It's not that I'm lazy, it's just that you're not worth the effort.

1. Conversations are boring. They're usually all about what you did in the past. Or what you're going to do in the future. That's why I try to sabotage them only because I only remember bits of the past and the future is a great big grey smothering thing that smells like carpet glue.
2. I have an extreme dislike of octopus. Living anyways, I'd have no problem eating them once somebody else took the life from them.
3. Three is the magic number,
4. WORRY IS THE PREOCCUPATION OF THE POWERLESS MIND
5. Octopus are highly intelligent, probably the most intelligent of any of the invertebrates, with their intelligence supposedly comparable to that of the average house cat.
6. My new song :

Miracle Chemist.
1 (chords to follow when I figure out what they are...Yes, yes someday I will write something serious but until then find the metaphor's and semaphores in this mama)

(acoustic guitar accompaniment)
sha la la la la la miracle chemist,
with your limited medical knowledge
but far superior book keeping skills
can you give me a non-prescription medicine
that will do a half arsed job of curing all my ills?

bridge type thing (calypso music/steel drums/ Jamaican accent)
He asks me what is wrong
and I show him me facial rash
he poke it with a pen and say
Well well, look at dat
the other girls at de counter
come to look at me crusty face
and one say to the other
i think we got some paste..

Chorus (guitar, violins, harpischord)
OH MIRACLE CHEMIST LOOK AT US
YOU MAKE ME SMILE DESPITE MY FACIAL CRUSTS
THE NON COMMITTAL ADVICE THAT YOU'VE JUST GIVEN ME
IS CHEAPER THAN WHATEVER I'D GET AT THE GP

and I'm too tired to go on. will edit if i can improve on this gem.

Flaming Lips / Bob Dylan - Nowlan Park, Kilkenny June 24

Never missing a Flaming Lips show in this country again, absolutely the best live band I've seen so far in my short life. Santas, Aliens, Giant Hands, Giant Spacemen, Confetti Cannons and a setlist of songs which are twice as good in front of an audience.

Could Bawb meet this band head on and deliver a class performance? I'm not up on giving a verdict on that because between acts I helped myself to a large portion of Cranberry Juice and Gin which took hold very very quickly and the rest of the night is a blur.







I remember certain songs - I also remember annoying some old guy who made the mistake of telling me that he had gone to see Dylan in Cafe Wha? in the early 60's. I probably told him about the photo below and wrecked his head for information while dancing like a fool.













This is Dylans Setlist for that gig

It's got a few personal favourites on it; Stuck inside of memphis, Summer Days and Absolutely Sweet Marie (arrr, now I remember screaming along to the 'six white horses' verse). Got talking to someone else before the encore and we were trying to outnerd each other with our Dylan knowlege. He'd been to see Dylan play in the 70's which I could'nt beat because I wasnt born and he also had a bob tattoo on his leg. Can't beat that either. But I can take a photo of it so I did...
















This is worth seeing as well; The flaming lips on the Jools Holland Show. If you dont get a kick out of this, you're just a jontas.
The W.A.N.D (The Will Always Negates Defeat)
Warpigs (Black Sabbath Cover)

"Sufficient lime to whitewash a chicken coop"

Something boring for when you're stuck for something interesting to say...

puts burning cd-r's into perspective

Perhaps it's got too easy....