You move into a nice new house only to find that the last fcukwit who was in the house didnt bother to pay their telephone bill. The fcukwit telephone company wont disconnect the line so I cant get DSL in and I'm not going paying the last guys charges. The fcukwits at eircom who manage the lines get all the evidance they require to disconnect it and never bother getting back to me.
As a result, like a complete and total fcukwit I went and ordered wireless broadband for myself. Cant wait to see how it works out.