THUS SPAKE THE MEGATWAT
Right. If you like Coldplay, you can take all the IQ tests you want or have a complicated job - fiddling with the LHC while they play in your earphones - it really does not matter. You can advance your career to the stratosphere but in fairness as an individual you cant want much from life if the banal bollocks spewed forth by Chris Martin touches you emotionally. You complete waste of space. Dreaming of assuming the trappings of success but just farting pointlessly on towards the grave. I might not end up much better but at least I know bullshit when i hear it and at least in one area of my life I don't have to indulge the mindless spewing of idiots who are so fascinated with themselves they fail to notice anybody with cop on couldn't care less - idiots like Chris Martin (and his molecularly adjusted wife)
As I write this I've begun to decide that if anybody even tries to defend them from this point on, or indeed any similar band that sicken me to the core, I don't care about the consequences or the social awkwardness that ensues; I will fucking maul you.
I believe Music is the only thing capable of showing someones integrity because it casts a light deep into their soul. People tell the truth through their music but in a lot of cases use it to colour themselves favourably so they fit in like eternal teenagers. Luckily it's always easy to see a music pseud from miles away thank jeebus and its really the only thing that lends me to begin trusting people. You can tell so so much about someone by finding out what they listen to. Thus liking Coldplay to my mind exposes this intolerable desire for wanting to live the wallpaper life to such a degree that it overwhelms me. I'm probably better off being somewhere else rather than in your company.
Please, by all means continue to enjoy them, nothing bad is going to happen to you I swear - apart from enduring me making a fool of myself over it - but molton getting cranky is a common enough sight these days. If you want to listen to liars, good and well! Hurrah for thee! It makes life a lot easier I suppose.
Please, by all means continue to enjoy them, nothing bad is going to happen to you I swear - apart from enduring me making a fool of myself over it - but molton getting cranky is a common enough sight these days. If you want to listen to liars, good and well! Hurrah for thee! It makes life a lot easier I suppose.
