Bathroom items: Golden Gloss Hair Shampoo, toothpaste, some shaving soap, vitamin enriched face cream, hair remover ("Smear it on your legs"), Brillident (for cleaning false teeth), Dishworth's Famous Dandruff Cure, liquid paraffin, Nevermore Ponking Deodorant Spray and nail varnish.
Shed items: Chicken Medicine, Horse strength throat lozenges, cow ointment, sheep dip and pig pills.
Kitchen cupboard: Curry powder, mustard powder, a tin of black peppercorns, a bottle of extra hot chilli sauce and a bottle of horse radish sauce.
Other kitchen items: SuperWhite (for automatic washing machines), WaxWell Floor Polish, flea powder, canary seeds and Dark Tan Shoe Polish.
Bedroom items: Lipstick ,"Flower of Turnip," (it smells like old cheese), Helga's Hair Set, Pink Plaster Face Powder and a powderpuff.
Garage items: Engine oil, anti-freeze and a handful of grease.
Also: One quart dark brown gloss paint (for colour) and petrol.
thanks yous to wikipedia
